Hi. My name is Lola,
and I really need your help. My life was going along reeaaally nice...a warm
home with a couple brothers and a mom and dad who love me...regular walks and
runs at the park...only occasional baths. Then mom found zu-- (can't even bring
myself to say her name). Frankly, this world ain't big enough for the two of us,
but I'll settle for just getting her out of my house! They tell me she's a real
sweetheart, cuddly, energetic, smart...whatever. Please help me get this bitch
out of my life! Drop my mom a line at zuzu@alamedanet.net
to find out how "special" and "precious" and
"wonderful" she is. Bleah.